Poem for Snow-Induced Parking Bans

February 1, 2011

Requested by a friend:


Dear Neighbor One and Neighbor Two

Here’s something you can do in lieu

Of waiting for a parking ban

For siren’s squawk and barking man

In blue:

Why don’t you

just move your fucking car ahead of time, for chrissakes?



4 Responses to “Poem for Snow-Induced Parking Bans”

  1. Kerri said

    Brilliant! I ‘specially like how you depart from the predictable rhyme scheme in the last line.

  2. Meghan said

    I think I will print this out and post it in the foyer of my building.

  3. Heather B said

    Wonderful, and very Seussian.

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